When you flirt with your girl/man while you're larping
So I was larping the other day and girl totally was into me. It was a flarping.
The sound your vagina makes when it's oversized.
Sally forgot to wear underwear with her skirt. Sally was flarping every step she took.
Taking a shower without the use of your cellular telephone.
Tammy "Yo, is she flarping?"
Jenny "Yeah, what a weirdo."
When your girl eats out your ass and you fart another man's load in her mouth
Girl, I was rimming him so hard last night and he was flarping so hard
Someone who farts deliberately to annoy others.
'He was such a flarp-tart, he just wanted to annoy us !'
When something is fucked or strong in a bad way
bro 1:"yo i hit that shit and it was flarped as fuck"
bro 2:"yea i told you that shit was flarp"
flarp/flarped