Fuck me and the horse I flew in on

Reference to the sacred love making of Cleopatra and the prince of Persia when they had a ceremonious sexual bonfire in which the Pegasus was born and learnt how to fly. Commonly used by the Gyllenhaal family when they are wondering why their youngest son Jake is tardy.

Mom... where's Jake?!?
well Maggie- remember he had improv class today?!
ugh... well fuck me and the horse I flew in on.
*in unison* that's are Jakey!!!

Wig flew

A phrase that originated from Danho's homonymous song, used quite often in Stan Twitter. It signifies a state of shock, surprise, or excitement caused by a song, event, video, or image.

Gigi: OMG, did you see that video?
Andrea: Of course, wig flew!