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A less offensive word to replace a widely used swear word starting with the same letter. Originated from television when swear words are bleeped out. Also used for people/persons who's name(s) has been surpressed in court.
You're a motherfoopin towel!
What the foop did you just do to my household insurance?!
The woman who allegedly raped the kitten was foop MCfoop.
Foop I shouldn't swear anymore.
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When you're in the process of pooping, and you happen to let a fart slide out.
Person 1:"So Dave, let me tell ya, I was taking a crap the other day, and I farted while crapping, it was great."
--Person 2:"Ya I love when then happens, did you know its called fooping?"
Person 1:"Really? Well goshdarnit Dave, you do learn something new everyday, now don't 'cha?"
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The act of masturbation while pooping.
I saved time today by Fooping this morning before i had to go to work.
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1. Someone who is a complete failure at life, or at a specific thing. Someone who is often incoherent, and nonsensical.
2. A tool.
3. A thing that is useless beyond comprehension.
1. Teacher: Stacy, what is the square root of 16?
Stacy: Uh, 2?
Mark: Stacy, you are such a flippin' foop.
2. Plumber 1: Can I borrow your monkey wrench, Plumber 2?
Plumber 2: Sure thing.
Plumber 1: These nuts wont twist! This monkey wrench is such a foop.
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(verb): To have sexy time with someone and to also enjoy their fecal matter simultaneously.
Pronounced like pooping except with an F instead of a P.
(Noun): Foop
Speaker 1- I heard Jack and Jill went up the hill and they didn't get the bucket of water. Instead they used the bucket to clean up after they start fooping.
Speaker 2- :o No way.
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the moment of uncertainty where you are not sure whether you need to poo or fart
Darren: oi do you need to use the toilet
Marvin: mate , I'm actually in a bit of foop.
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