no you

Possibly the greatest comeback ever devised. Although it seems childish it was originally used to almost parody the usual immature responses in mature arguements with immature people.
It was brought to popular use from the popular Machinima, Masterchief Sucks At Halo 3/Arby and the Chief

Matt: Why dont you just stop being such a little kid?
Tom: Why dont you just die?
Matt: No you

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not you

either the most humiliating, or most relieving two words in the human language.

Girl: "There's this really cute guy i like in my third hour class."
Guy **looks hopeful**
Girl: "Not you."

Guy: "I CANNOT STAND THAT WOMAN!"
Girl **looks hurt**
Guy: "Not you."

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no you are

Stupid couple talk that everyone but the couple ABSOLUTELY HATES.. the couple see it as normal and the haters would do it without realising it.

Guy: You're the sweetest.
Girl: No you're the sweetest.
Guy: No you are.
Girl: No you are.

etc..

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you

are extraordinarily perfect...

you are indescribable.

you are heart beat.

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An You

only one word to describe.... chad.

john-dammnnnnnnnnnnnn look at An You and how many bitches he gets.

An You- Fuck you john

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Not to you

A quick and snappy response to a "That's what she said" joke.

Used when the joke would compliment the male.

Guy 1: Wow, that's big.

Guy 2: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID LOLOLOL

Guy 1: not to you...

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you at?

Shortened form of "what are you at?" (or whatayat?) meaning "what are you doing?" or "what are you up to?".
Commonly used in Newfoundland, Canada.

Person 1: You at?
Person 2: Just relaxin' by'

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