fossil fuels

Fossil fuels are a type of non-renewable fuel used in power stations. They are well favoured by the USA, and count for 63% of their generated electricity.

You: *Have fossil fuels under your house*
America: *Hello. May we buy your house?*

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fossil hunter

A young male or female that has a tendency to get into serious relationships with a male or female old enough to be their grandparent.

Dude why is that chic making out with that old dude?" "She's a fossil hunter man.

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fossilized

Anything used to much due to sexual relations

Usually a guy

Author: uve just been fossilized loser
Fossilized person: shutup im not even a slut, leave me alone

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fossil fuel

fossil fuel > renewable energy

funnyman696969 for president 2020 he will do a fossil fuel

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Pocket Fossil

A term used for what used to be a receipt of purchase or whatever piece of paper was left in a pocket prior to washing.
The subsequent product is a hard clump of white material.
Sometimes with undecipherable writing, only hinting at what useful information it used to hold.

Uh... sorry I forgot I put your number in a pair of jeans I just washed and is now a pocket fossil.
Can you gimme your number again? I promise I'll call you.

Fossilized ape

An elderly black male who lives off the white males money. This word is a devestating insult to those of the African American race, so use it as much as possible to insult the peasants we call niggers.

Privileged White Male: "Oh hey Billy look at the fossilized ape over there living off our hard earned money, what a nigger, black male, let's insult this peasant."
Billy: "We should whip him with our slavery whips."

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fossil mom

A woman who bore a child or children long past the normal human female reproductive age through the help of science. Though she presumably made the decision with high hopes the success of the resulting outcome is often doubted by both the fossil mom as well as the kid(s). Sometimes, though not necessarily, seen in the company of a fossil dad.

The fossil mom looked forward to collecting social security to help pay her son's college tuition.

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