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Fucking my shit (F’n my S)
While driving , a car pulls out in front of you almost hitting you , you react “Fucking my Shit”
While walking, you almost trip and fall and you say “Fucking my Shit”
Used in situations of extreme annoyance or anger as a substitute for “who fucking gives a shit” when it’s too much effort to say an entire sentence.
Chad: Hey Brad, guess what?
Brad: What?
Chad: I just matched with another girl on Tinder
Virgin Brad: Man, who fucks a shit!
"Fucking the shit out of girl" means you fuck her so good she talks about it to her friends.
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"Fucking the shit out of" can also mean fucking her hard and rough. It's open for interpretation. But common sense notion is: SEX WAS FUCKING AWESOME (for her)!
Honestly I would like to fuck the shit out of you ;)
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An event that scars normal, law-abiding people for the rest of their lives.
A wide variety of things can be described as fucked up shit, some of which are listed below.
2 girls 1 cup
viruses
torture
bestiality
hXc internet porn
watching the polar express 50+ times
seeing fat people have sex
seeing your grandparents have sex
seeing any old people have sex
seeing your parents have sex
seeing your siblings have sex (even if it's not incest)
watching somebody commit suicide
using bodies as sandbags (you know... war..)
rape stories
watching people jump out of burning buildings (9/11)
watching animal cruelty videos
4chan
omegle
putrid sex object
2 guys 1 horse
holy fucking shit man.. there's a lot of fucked up shit out there..
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haha I laugh so hard right now cause I don't know where life has brought me, you might think that love is the only thing that can bring us together and that makes us call ourselves humans, but it ain't. It's all bullshit. love might be one of the reasons, but love has many reasons, not only bringing people together but also tearing them apart. Not until now I understand why people get themselves drunk and wasted. It's not because they want to get wasted, but because they want to escape each killing moment they spent every fucking night thinking about what's happening with their damn life. Of cours they don't forget about there problems, but at least they don't spend every fucking night crying themselves to sleep. In the cruel world of love i've lerned that promises ain't contracts, kisses aren't assurance, sweet words aren't guarantees, big hugs aren't bonds, and that nothing is permenent in this life. One day he's mine and the next day he's gone. Last night he was sweet the next morning he's insensitive. Yesterday i cried, tonight , i despair, but tomorrow o'll be strong. If we all understood that everyone has there own battles to fight, insucurities to face, love to contend an goals to attain, the worls would be a gentle place.The thing about an eye for an eye makes us everybody blind. It's never the tears that mesure the pain, sometimes it's the smile we fake.
This ain't anger or sadness that comes out of me, it's the way we treat ourselves when we get brought down by someone, we need to look at ourselves and realise that we are use to shit like this, that people walk in and out of our lives everyday so don't tripp and fal. You might fallen seven times but promes yourself that you will stand up on your eight. Cause If you are going to let love bring you down than you better of staying on the grownd, cause you know what? its's love= fuck this shit!
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like when you gotta go do some shit you don't wanna do, don't feel like doing something, or gotta bad job.
fuck dis shit, this job sucks. or fuck dis shit, why you invite me to this lame ass party.
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When someone suggests something that is just so hilariously bad.
Person 1: “I dare you to jump from the balcony into the pool.”
Person 2: “lol fuck that shit.”