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Rusty Gerber

Is the act of taking expired Gerber baby food, smearing it on a woman's anus, and then proceeding to eat the subject out while the woman is on rag. Once finished, you slide the tampon out of the woman's vagina and plug up the anus before giving her a feisty smack on the ass. Then, one puts the woman on a leash and leads her to be bathroom and commands her to poop out the tampon and remainder of the Gerber baby food.

Once the woman has pooped, you force her to turn around and proceed to give her another rim job while she sings "O mio babibo Caro" to the shit in the toilet.

I heard Gary and his bitch got kinky last night - He gave her a rusty gerber

by Lady of the Jai April 3, 2009

10πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


gerber baby

someone who is cute and extemely nice

alyssa is a gerber baby

by bear213 March 31, 2009

20πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


gerber meat

A small penis with foreskin, usually dirty and nasty looking.

Taylor Forb has gerber meat so his girlfriend did not want to give him a bj

by The BIg D January 30, 2014


Gerber servers

Another name in the vast vocabulary to describe a woman's breasts. Sometimes (but not limited to) used to refer to an expecting or new mother's swelled bosom.

Dude, did you see the gerber servers on that broad?

Wow, I would love to get my hands on those gerber servers!

or in the mother's reference:

Have you seen Dave’s wife lately? Ever since she got knocked-up she has really developed quite a nice set of gerber servers.

Holy shit! I can’t believe that chick just whipped out her gerber servers right here in the restaurant.

by zeeb1138 March 5, 2008

3πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Gerber Baby

known as a person that is not about that life. One that gets drunk after two beers, and does not handle liquor very well. Also a person that gets no women, and has no muscle definition.

We're going to the club tonight, but we're leaving the Gerber Baby behind. We dont want him throwing up after two beers.

by Carlos Hangover Baby. January 19, 2011

11πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Hot Gerber

Hot Gerber (1): The act of placing (hot) baby food onto one's dick and inserting it into a vagina or asshole.

Hot Gerber (2): The act of using (hot) baby food as a replacement for lube in a sexual context

Hot Gerber (3): A hot bitch with a last name of Gerber

Dude did you hear? Collin totally hot gerbered that bitch last night!

by Collin Oppat March 14, 2006

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Kaia Gerber

We don't like her.......Austin Butler is not hers...

J: Bro, have you seen Kaia Gerber and Austin Butler lately?
L: YES!!!!!!!!!! I DONT LIKE HER! MADE MY HUSBAND CHEAT ON ME MY BOI.

by yourmomeatspoop May 15, 2023

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž