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gerbiler

A man who shaves small animals and fires the fucking thing up his ass using a tube of some sort. The animals can be any of the following: gerbils, mice, hamsters, rats (either sewer or store boughten), beavers, muskrats, small dogs, large dogs or pretty much any other animal you can think of shaving.

Look at the way that guy is standing near the waterfalls. I would bet hes a serious gerbiler.

by bt February 25, 2003

25๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


gerbil

When a girl gets up under you, lifts up your balls, and licks your gooch like a gerbil does licking his/her water.

"We'll give you 20 bucks if you gerbil Jon"

by Jonnie Blaze October 7, 2011

8๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


gerbil

verb. to shove a gerbil up an unsuspecting fellows ass, typically done in a punitive manner for having sexually violated another man who was not homosexual.

They gerbiled Bert last night while he was sleeping soundly and then let a few gerbils loose in his apartment so that he would think it just crawled up there.

by nick May 2, 2005

94๐Ÿ‘ 92๐Ÿ‘Ž


gerbil

A rediculously small penis-referencing the size of an actual gerbil.

My ex was hung like a gerbil.

by Kristen Nikole May 24, 2005

40๐Ÿ‘ 40๐Ÿ‘Ž


gerbilism

Religious cult that worships gerbils; belief in the powers of the mighty gerbil. Yep....

Mom took me to the Church of Gerbil to convert me to gerbilism.

by Buddha/Hans May 3, 2006

27๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


Gerbilling

The insertion of a Gerbil into ones rectal cavity, often for pleasure or occasionally ritually in the Philipino community to welcome the coming spring season.

Carl: Hey, are you coming to the dinner tonight? We have reservations.

Terry: Sorry, I promised Hans I'd help him with his Gerbilling.

Carl: Well, we all know that is a two man job!

Terry: That we do, Carl, that we do.

by Mike Danger Williams February 1, 2018

5๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Gerbilling

Generally performed by homosexuals; the act of stuffing a gerbil up one's butt. Once in the folds of the anus, the gerbil becomes claustrophobic and claws and digs, giving the homosexual pleasure. A string is often tied to the gerbil's tail to allow the gerbiller to pull it back out. Toilet paper roles may also be used to help launch the gerbil into the homosexual's butt.

My gay friend went gerbilling with Richard Gere.

by Jebus December 30, 2005

150๐Ÿ‘ 214๐Ÿ‘Ž