Dirty Gizmo

A dirty gizmo is being slapped or hit.

OR:

Getting slapped in a dirty way (butt, boobs, ya know), then you yell "DIRTY GIZMO!"

Person 1-"Did you just slap me?"
Person 2-"yeah, I dirty gizmo people frequently"

OR:

Person 1-"omg, I just walked down the hallway and that guy slapped my ass!"
Person 2-"Oh dang, he dirty gizmoed you!"

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Gadgets and Gizmos

A store found in malls with some cool things such as Juke Boxs, Slot Machines, and other stuff, but really makes its buisness selling Bowls, Bongs, and Pipes to 15 year old kids.

Guy: Hey lets go over to Gadgets and Gizmos. I want to get that Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles bong.

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Gizmo, Faith

Is a Pimp, Greater than all, a superior human being.

"Gizmo has been pimpin since pimpin's been pimpin"

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gizmo tizzer

An autistic person who always has their head in the clouds.

That guy is kind of a gizmo tizzer.

grandfather gizmo

when the government allows people who doesn’t have up-to-date technology yet to see other people’s messages to put them against each other

The grandfather gizmo has been around since smartphones was present and it has caused more societal problems because of it.

Gizmo Hour

The period of time when the sun goes down at a festival and everyone is getting GEARED up and preparing for the big night ahead.

Fuck me its getting to Gizmo Hour. Better keep an eye on Heidi.

Darth Gizmo

The coolest dog in the world.

Part Terrier, Part Poodle, Part Sith Lord.

Part Mr Whippy Machine.

Braver than a brave thing when there is a sheet of glass or a fence between him and the enemy. Meek enough to probably inherit a planet when not.

Usually is owned by the coolest people in the world (unless they are around 4' 5" and 9years old)

"ohh look at that dog, isn't he cool!!"
"That IS the Darth Gizmo, he is your father*. Prolly."

(*Technically impossible due to having been de-nadded)