You Got No Jams

It’s an inside BTS joke made by RM and Jimin.

That means that someone is not funny. As you know you can also use it in your Real life cause why not actually.

J-hope: Jimin is very no fun

RM: Jimin?

Jimin: Yea?

RM: You Got No Jams

*instant pain for whole life*

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you got no jams

U have become a jamless person in life.

Namjoon: Hey Jimin, You got no jams.

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You got no jams

The highest level of insult possible.
Literally meaning you have no fun. You are a lifeless peice o' shit.

"BTS antis, you got no jams'

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You got no jams

If someone says this to you, don't take it as an insult. Think of it this way, a cute, priceless baby that we musthink protecthe at all costs was told the same thing. Consider yourself lucky!!

Some hater: You got no jams
Me: So does Jimin and he is the cutest thing on the fudging planet bish! Ok bye.

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You got screwed.

What you say to your cellmates in central booking when they explain to you why they don't belong there. I recommend you rehearse these words because they can keep you from getting your ass kicked if you ever get arrested.

Really scary woman: He was the one pulling on my hair but the only reason they arrested me was 'cause he looked worse than me after I busted him in the head with that fire hydrant.

Me (meekly): You got screwed.

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You got Myers'd

Getting screwed over, or taken advantage of by someone who is too lazy to do their job and too busy looking out for them self.

#1
DS 1: Dude, why are you still here? You aren't on CQ so why are you sitting at the desk?
DS 2: CQ had to go let out his dogs, and that was 3 hours ago.
DS1: Dude, you just got Myers'd

#2
DS 1: Why are you filling out that paperwork to turn in the broken Humvee? You aren't the master driver for the company.
DS 2: I don't know, I don't stick up for myself when I get told to do other peoples jobs. I pretty much have no penis.
DS 1: Dude, you got Myers'd.

You got Spiegeled!

When someone gives you a handjob with their hand being upside down, pinky facing upward and thumb down instead of vice versa.

Matt: "Hey guys! My girlfriend Brooke just gave me a handjob with her hand upside down!"
Nick: "You got Spiegeled!"

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