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Gouch

The space between a mans asshole and his dick

Dont be such a gouch dude

Babyface, you are such a gouch. Stop fucking flerting with every fat chick ever.

by Mr. Cluckerz November 18, 2016

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Gouch

-verb. To gouch, gouching, gouched. ( Pronunciation: gooch )

Using some laceration or wound as an orifice with which to have sex with, an act most commonly practised in mens' prisons. A highly unsanitary, desperate way to get your rocks off while incarcerated.

"Did you hear about that kid down at the workhouse? Lost in a slice fight. They found him half dead and gouched in the arm an hour later."

"Eech..."

by Josko May 1, 2008

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gouche

the space between the end of a woman's vagina (or cooch) and her anus

I rubbed it agains her gouche

by Anonymous April 27, 2003

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Gouch

What uneducated people call the gout; a painful inflammatory condition of the joints, especially the big toe.

Not to be confused with the gooch.

Doctor says I got the gouch!

by mendaliv June 27, 2010

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Gouch

The area between the testicules and anus.

I like my gouch licked while you play with my balls.

by Bdoodle February 23, 2017

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gouche

When someone is beyond being a douche bag and has stepped into the realm of being a gouche. Aka. a great big douche!

Look at the guy over there he looks like a complete Gouche!

by Original Fritz January 14, 2007

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Gouche Gobbler

One who gobbles on another person's gouche, especially when the victim does not want his gouche gobbled upon.

Not to be confused with a Gouche Goblin, which is just a word some tard named Nate made up to hide the fact that he is a Gouche Gobbler.

Person 1: Man, the gouche gobbler got me last night while I was asleep!

Person 2: That's fucked up.

by DQ-Matthews August 2, 2010