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Alibaba Graduate

A recipient of the postgraduate computer science scholarship, offered by the Chinese tech Alibaba, which is notorious for condoning fake and pirated goods on its e-commerce site—one who could be recruited as a “rogue hacker” or cyber terrorist for the Chinese Communist Party.

As a recent Alibaba graduate from Singapore, Jack couldn’t turn down the million-dollar job offer to work for one of Alibaba’s security departments, where he’s unspokenly expected to hack foreign IT systems to steal intelligence information for China’s military.

by MathPlus September 4, 2018

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graduated to glory

Died; passed on; passed away

Connor: Our paternal grandfather was Irish, our paternal grandmother was Cuban.
Reporter: "Was?"
Connor: Meaning they're not longer here. They have graduated to glory.

by SpencerFlippinReid September 9, 2017


Graduation Party

A party to celebrate a graduation. The friends who don't show up because "something came up" means that they don't really care about you.

*Text message 10 minutes before the party

Abby: "Hey I'm sorry I'm not going to make it to your graduation party my car broke"
John: " So is your brother's car broken too? Because I invited him."
Abby: "..."

by BiggestBoyo July 24, 2019


Virtual Graduation

Noun: Modified graduation ceremony for Class of 2020. Students are filmed recieving diplomas. It is a laborious process that requires innumerable hours of work. Developed as a result of global pandemic.

Verb: cause of head explosions. Upon hearing about virtual graduation as a result of students and parents take to social media to spread negativity because they no longer have the ability to contact the school personally via phone or email.

Parent/Student 1: (facebook post) virtual graduation is BS. They lied to us. Let's be a mob and all rant. ***heads explode***

by Mayor Ellen May 17, 2020


Greener graduate

Person who graduated from Evergreen State College in Washington State and now works in fast food joints such as McDonalds or Burger King.

Greener graduates are more famous the farther from Washington State you go. In Washington they're just thought of as hippies.

by some guy elway in Olympia 664 June 5, 2007

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graduation burgers

When someone graduates from school, and you take them out for celebratory hamburgers

Hey Rachel, congrats on your M.A.T. - wanna goto Red Robin on Wednesday and get Graduation Burgers?

by da hamburglar May 9, 2011

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License To Graduate

A phrase that refers to diplomas/certificates/whatever granted to anyone you know who is (or already did) graduating in the year of 2007.

The phrase originates from the James Bond (Agent 007) movie "License to Kill." Given that this is a Bond year, and there are several people graduating from various institutions around the world, they truly have been granted a license to graduate.

Emma: Hey Steph! 2007 is your year to graduate from high school. Congratulations on getting your License to Graduate.

Steph: Why thank you, Emma!!

by MeTheTree January 24, 2007

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