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An epic gentleman. He will not tolerate it if you say anything toxic. If you say anything toxic, he will roll up his sleeves and give you a beatdown while calling you a gentleman, and asking how your day has been. Griffin also has a "special" relationship with his uncle Jimbo, who has been griffins favorite uncle since childhood, despite griffin recently discovering that they aren't actually related.
Jacob: "what the fuck griffin you completely messed that up"
griffin:"Jacob i won't tolerate that toxicity in here"
*proceeds to beat Jacobs ass*
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Griffin is an absolutely amazing person. He’s funny, sweet, cute, and is loving to everyone he knows. He loves cars, mountains, and dogs, especially Hemi. I love him for who he is and I would never trade him for anyone. He’s super good at cuddling you during movies, or laughing with you while playing quiplash. He’s definitely the type to say “don’t talk to me, i haven’t had my coffee yet” but after he’s had it he is the sweetest most lovable person ever. He’s such an important person to me and I never wanna let go of him. I’m so glad he loves me, because I wouldn’t want that from anyone else. Thank you Griffin❤️ I love you
Wow, your with Griffin!? Your so lucky!
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The Smartest, most attractive guy from Colorado. He spent some time in Cleveland because he was way too Lit for Colorado, but now everyone wants him to come back. Its lonely without Griffin.
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Griffins are creatures that grow hobo beards. You'll know you see a Griffin if they are stoned and have pubic hair on their chin. Griffin is a deceitful creature. They have a sharp sense of smell, which is devloped through years of body odor from not showering. A Griffin's eyes are peircing, like snake eyes. Some believe they can see through your soul. Recent studies have proven that Griffins only think they can see through your soul. If you find a Griffin, you shouldn't approach it. If it approaches you, don't make sudden movements. A Griffin is unathletic, skinny, and pale. You can usually outrun them if you run in zig-zags. Griffins dress very metro. They take pictures in front of Chino.
Todd: That guy is such a Griffin. No wonder his skin is translucent and he is all alone in EB games.
Bill: Don't say his name too loud or he'll become paranoid and self-conscience.
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One who screams loudly and angeredly during masturbation, often frightening and scary
The Griffinator's mother was alarmed by the loud screams that could be heard eminating from the computer room.
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In American Football, the act of signalling a field goal after having thrown a winning touchdown as a way of confusing officials. Rumoured to be named for Washington Redskins phenom Robert Griffin III, but also likely to be derived from forms of inappropriate nudity.
This craze is getting so bad that this morning a DC Weatherman was griffinning on the air.
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Stuffs his own sock in his mouth before sex
The griffin is really fucked in the head.
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