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Gross profit

1. In accounting, Gross profit = Net sales โ€“ Cost of goods sold.

2. When you say something is "gross" that disgusts you but then you say "profit" right after wards and your boss is happy.

1. The accounting department of the corporation calculated the Gross profit for the company.

2. The South Park Underpants Gnomes shouted "gross!" when they realized how many used underpants they had collected followed by a hearty/happy round of "profit!" when they realized their master plan was complete:

"Step 1: Collect underpants
Step 2: ???
Step 3: "Profit!" "

by booblover July 9, 2010


Gross Up

Additional pay given to offset the tax impact of premium pay packages.

Typically per diem and other expenses may be subject to taxation after certain time limits.

Some enlightened employers Gross Up these benefits to prevent road whores from dragging up

Caution: Never accept pay for rent without a Gross Up allowance.

Field Engineer #1:"I'm dragging up to go to Mississippi with those welders"
Field Engineer #2:"Talk to those assholes in a accounting - they gross up per diem after the one year mark"
Field Engineer #1: "Sweet"

by Major Kong February 26, 2007

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ew gross

You use ew gross to define something/someone that you find disgusting.

ex. friend 1: look John is eating snails!!
friend 2: ew gross!

by nooooooooooooooooooooooooo June 27, 2014

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gross up

When there is a close up shot on something gross. Sometimes this gross object can hide its grossness from a further distance.

I thought that Olivia Munn chick was kind of hot, but then they cut from a wide shot to a gross up. Eww. What a man-face.

by HeterosexualMan April 9, 2010

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gross call

An accusation or self-admission when it becomes apparent that someone you thought was attractive, after only seeing him or her from a distance, gets closer and you see that he or she is actually not attractive at all.

Me: Oh look at that hot chick over there.
You: Oh wow.
(She gets closer)
Me: Oh wait. Ugh. Gross call.

by arrow_keys September 9, 2005

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james gross

A guy who is very tall, who has the biggest dick in the world, a guy with great hair and can please anybody who comes to know him, means very handsome and is very athletic, a guy who doesn't get regected, and is sometimes a asshat.

This guy named James Gross is so hot.

by Bootleg.com August 27, 2017


steven gross

A really gross penis

Dam you have a Steven gross

by Hand25 August 18, 2017