half chinese half american

One American parent and one Chinese

Look she's half Chinese half american

half idiot, half moron

1. Someone who is so dumb that using idiot or moron wouldn't be enough to fully get across the point of how stupid they really are

1. The only way to describe you would be to combine idiot and moron, ergo you are half idiot, half moron

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Half-n-Half Save

While drinking a tall can of half lemonade and half tea you save a child from drowning at the local pool, while still holding and keeping your drink ok during the rescue. - Half of your attention is on the child, Half is on your Half-n-Half.

Lifeguard 1: Chit-Chat
Lifeguard 2: Chit-Chat

(Child falls in pool)

Man: "Dang!" (jumping into pool. phone still in pocket. Half-n-Half still in hand)

(Man pulls up drowning child to pool edge)

Woman: "You saved my drowning child!"

Grandma: "Thank you sir! You pulled a Half-n-Half Save"

Man: Huh?

Grandma: "You saved your Half-n-Half while saving my granddaughter. Half of your attention was on the rescue and half was on your Half-n-Half!"

Man: "No Problem-o"

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half-asking, half-asked

This is a misinterpretation by churchgoers, puritans, and girls named Theresa or Mandily of half-assed or half-assing. Please see half-assed and half-assing. If someone uses this mistakenly, you should correct them. If they are using it intentionally, you should avoid them.

T: I've been half-asking... :/
A: half asking?
T: Yeah, I go study, I start then get distracted
A: You mean half-assing...
T: *i've been
--- I think it's half-asking, half-asked
A: BAHAHAHA
T: :P
T: Lol
I see both
A: Nuh ah... *shakes head* See Urban Dictionary
T: Ahahahaha I think it's hilarious whenever you put on an attitude LOL
A: I think it's hilarious when people mix up words... I said "flice water" instead of "fly swatter" until I was a teenager.

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half and half with cream cheese

A service that is offered, and performed, by a prostitute. One half is oral sex, the other half is vaginal sex, finished by ejaculating in her mouth.

That trick just gave me a half and half with cream cheese for the low and let me finish on her face

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Half And Half Drunk

When you idiotically mix half and half with alchohol and have the strange side effects like:
1. Randomly puking blood with no signals
2. Eating things that shouldn't be eaten
3. Falling on flat surfaces
4. Seeing fairies
etc.

1. Man I ate a burger smothered in whine yesterday and i got drunk.
2. Well yesterday i had half and half mixed with beer and got half and half drunk im still suffering the worst hangover i randomly puke blood, and see fairies.
1. That sucks man
2. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

person 2 falls down and doesn't get up

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half chips, half rice

when an outcome of something is 50/50 it can be said to be half chips half rice... this originates in take away establishments throughtout the U.K when purchasing a curry, the most common side accompaniment would be half chips half rice.

How was work?... "half Chips, half rice"... meaning good and bad...

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