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A person, usually male, who extreamly dedicated to fantasy sports to the point of degenerate level and is also extreamly successful in the afore mentioned fantasy endeavors.
Timmy won the football league again? Damn - he plays like a hambone.
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Something which is wonderful in a soup and distressing in a movie. Connotation varies according to the likability of the actor being described, with William Shatner at the affectionate end of the spectrum and David Caruso at the other. See "Shatnering."
Yeah, Shatner's a hambone, but he's OUR hambone.
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to be or act in a hambone like manner
wow mike was being a major hambone in law and you class yesterday
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That guy on your hockey team that quotes stats on the bench. Who has moves as smooth as silk .Tends to prance around like a Disney princess in the ice capades.
Hambone went in on net with a triple deek, then finished off with a triple lutz.
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A butt fuck who likes fuck mainly in the butt. He'll tongue punch your fartbox any day. Mainly Ralphs.
Hey mayne. I's a likes me a hambone right now.
I want a hambone tonight.
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Person that is not good enough to start a soccer game. Similar to a bench warmer.
Coach, put the "hambone" in, we are ahead by 4 goals, we can afford it.
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A person who attempted (or was accused of attempting) rape sometime during their highschool career. Whether they attempted the act or not, some drunk female may have accused them of such. In an SNL skit with Will Ferrell, he gives a shoutout to "hambone! check it out! tried to rape a girl in highschool!", and thus this definition.
<guy 1> Hambone! Check it out! I heard your theRapist ass tried to rape that Becky chick!
<Harrison> Fuck that shit. stupid drunk bitch, i didn't try anything.
<guy 1> ...we're still calling you hambone forever now.
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