Hand

man's best friend

There are some things you'd rather do with your hand than with your dog.

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hand

1. Object of masturbation.
2. Object of mooseterbation.
3. Something that performs tasks.

Dont use your head for it, I'll use my hand!

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hand

used for slapping unobedient children
after all else fails use the hand

sold for $2.99

the kid spit on my shoe
so i gave him a hand in the face

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the hands

WHEN YOUR HANDS ARE REALLY ATTRACTIVE AND HOT , WE WANT U TO CHOKE US

“the hands ugh yes”

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HAND

The accronym for "Have A Nice Day"

Jimmy "See ya Greg...HAND"

Greg "Hand?"

Jimmy "Have A Nice Day"

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no hands!

kinda like noscoping in a game but you get oral and when your ready to cum you stand up scream no hands take it out and let the cum find its own path , you get bonus points if most of it hits her...

dude:im about ready to cum girl: mhm guy:(stands up) no hands! . dude: sorry about your shirt , rug , hair etc...

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Handed

that act of beating some one or some thing
see the Owned

I handed that bitch in street fighter!

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