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Harambe was majestic. King of the gorillas. Some retarded mom wasen’t watching her kid. And her child wanted to give harambe a hug. So of course, the only normal thing to do would be to cimb into his enclosure. Harambe was used to fighting people who tried to mess with his brothers. So he beat the crap out of the kid. Sadly, they put him down soon after. R.I.P. Harambe. You will be loved, missed, and remembered. Never forget.
Harambe was a majestic man.
An innocent gorilla who was brutally murdered with a bullet to the head and chopped up into little pieces where those pieces were imported to Cuba. After being submitted, he was then handed over to King Arthur's prime minister, Pvt. Clubby McWank Fist, who in a desperate attempt to Resurect Harambe, planted him in a secret forest in Nepal, in hopes of Harambe flowers sprouting and giving him new life, but to no avail.
News Reporter and gorillaologist, Killer Keemstar has done many years of research and has found out this part of Harambe's life cycle. "He will come back to life in an alternate life-form and wreak havoc and will become the new king of memes" says Keem. The last reported incident of this event incurring was well over 29 years ago.
"Did you hear about that gorilla that got sniped all because some dumb bitch wasn't watching her kid?"
"Harambe... Rigor Mortis Seise Mortési Mbabane"
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To do something bad to someone or something because of someone else's negligence. (verb)
Jake saw Eric harambize his dog because his girlfriend stupidly stepped on the dog's poop.
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A silverbutt gorilla
A damn fucking hunter killed harambe
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Harambeism is a religion where people praise Harambe because he is the savior . And he will bring justice for our sins.
"I follow Harambeism, I am a Harambeist"
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A cute, dead but innocent gorilla who was trying to mother a child that was unattended because the boy's mother was stupid to go off and leave her child and do drugs.
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A gorilla, and you all know the story. But more interestingly strange, Harambe has gathered an internet clan of weirdly obsessed children and teenagers, among the like of anime/manga lovers, PC gamers, and otakus alike. They make memes and homosexual hashtags for the primate. They follow trends and for some reason think there is some lame humor in saying things like
" The glue that help the world together. The one and only gorilla that could solve everything but was brutally murdered in cold blood"
Like really?
And another:
"Let's really dominate today, and dedicate it to our boy Harambe, who is looking down from the sky. Harambe would want us to ace these tests, and then celebrate with milkshakes later. RIP Harambe, I love you forever good buddy."
Note the part where the writer says "Ace these tests". This is telling the writer is probably a high school or college student, and clearly should be washing his face and hanging out with girls, but instead chooses to be overly fond of a gorilla he knows nothing about.
#dicksout # dicksoutforharambe #IamafuckingfaggotwholivesinfrontofaPCandworshipsarandomgorillaandthinksitsfunny
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