He said, she said

A euphemism for when a woman has been sexually assaulted

Mark: hey Brett what u doin tonight?
Brett: I dunno, let's get blackout drunk and find some ladies for a game of he said, she said

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He Said She Said

While making out with a chick, use your tounge to make contact with her uvula causing her to vomit into your mouth. You then vomit into her mouth and continue to make out.

Guy 1: Dude, I got plastered at this party and started making out with this chick.

Guy 2: Things get any where?

Guy 3: No, I did not have a condum. But she did introduce me to the "He Said She Said."

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Who's she/he?

Who'd she refers to the action of doing something out of character.

For example, If you suddenly do the assignment you were procrastinating on you could exclaim. 'Who's she/he?'
Or if it is really unexpected you could exclaim 'who IS she/he'

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I'm/he's/she's a Christian, so you can trust me/him/her

All the more reason not to trust the person... if the fact that someone is a "born-aginner" even has to be mentioned, then there must be something less-than-honest/honorable that said supposedly-clean-living person has to hide --- "methinks he doth protest too much"!

I have seldom if ever had any more luck with the honesty/integrity/consistency/reliability/kindness of someone about whom I was solemnly assured that, "I'm/he's/she's a Christian, so you can trust me/him/her"... in fact, if anything, these stuck-up Bible-thunpers often seem to be even BIGGER a**h**es than their "non-believer" counterparts! They think that "God will forgive them" for anything they do, and so they make little true effort to keep their word or otherwise treat their fellow humans with even basic decency.

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he-ing and she-ing

To have sex, but in a way that you can respond to anyone outside without sounding weird.

What are y'all doing back there, he-ing and she-ing?

Nah, we're just playing cards.

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She/He begs it.

Used to describe a begfriend/wanna be.

Person A: Omg Ben added all my friends on facebook!
Person B: Oh my dayz, She/He begs it.!

Person A: Whys Becky alwas hanging around with Alice nowadays? shes got the same hair style and nose piercig aswell!

Person B: she begs it man.

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She's/he's gone down the beach

When a person has messed up and run away

or

when a person has mentally checked out of a situation

She/ He has sent out an email to all of the wrong people,

Oh my god, she's/He's gone down the beach.

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