The girl at every party, club, bar etc. that is not only completely fucked up, but is proud of this trashiness. She's usually got big bags under her eyes, a broken heel, bruises, and other marks of Ke$hing. She looks like this when she wakes, when she goes to sleep, and about 30 minutes after her bi-weekly (sometimes more often, though this is rare.) shower.
-That bitch is Ke$hed out!
-Which one?
-The one crying into her fake Coach bag full of puke.
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To be pumped, stoked, or excited about an event or happening.
Little Darryl was so ca$hed when he heard his frat was throwing down
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A phrase used to refer to the internet trend of people cropping the head of one person, perhaps a celebrity, and putting on the body of someone else, such as a naked person, via an image-editing program like Photoshop or Paintshop Pro. Often very obvious and ridiculously stupid. Originated via fandom wank. Spelled in the manner of illiterate 13 year olds.
13 Year Old Boy: Look, J.Lo naked! With Britney Spears!
Picture: My hed is pastede on, yay!
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When someone's hair is covering their face and people wanna toss their ass in the oven.
Person 1: Getcha S'ghetti-hed lookin-ass outta here boi before i toss yo' ass in the oven lookin like a bootleg skrillex.
Person 2: "cries themself to sleep"
A term used to describe an obviously Photoshopped or otherwise altered picture. It was coined by the journalfen.net user shinigami_co, and is still in rampant use. It appears to a permanent fixture in the Internet's vocabulary.
"Geez, this picture of a she-male Hilary Duff is so obviously of MY HED IZ PASTEDE ON YAY calibur."
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a person afflicted with mental retardation or a fucking idiot you choose
person 1: mf fireballed one skeleton
person 2: lmfao what a sped hed
An unsettling insult to use when youβre mad or annoyed
You better stop, or Iβll start Chopin Heds.