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a lower class of pikey, one that even pikeys themselves frown apon.
oi you old hedge mumper, you aint worth a cup of cold piss.
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The act of trimming your overgrown pubic hair
Tim: I just pruned the hedges. Phew, I really needed that.
Rob: What do you mean, pruning the hedges?
Tim: Look! See? I even made an arrow with it!
Rob: Dude, put that away! Nobody wants to see that!
Going Over The Hedge is a funny expression that means to lose control of one's emotions, thoughts, or feelings. Named after the animated movie Over The Hedge.
The Energizer bunny went Over The Hedge because he had way too many cups of coffee one morning and banged his drum much more frequently as a result. Believe me when I say this, that cotton bunny tail was moving!
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Hedge money; when something is good or in your favour.
This pencil sharpener has made my pencil perfect for drawing. It's hedge money
Or eg, this bicycle pump is hedge money, it's made my tire lovely and firm!
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Usually found at the free party, wearing either a dark hoody or some variation of hippy clothing made from 'hemp' or whatever. The Hedge monkey won't make any sense if spoken to, instead they will blurt out a mish-mash of random words all muddled together before laughting a little, pulling a rediculous contorted face, swaying a bit and taking a swig from the spliff in their left hand and trying to smoke the can of special brew in their right.
It is not uncommon to see crusty lumps of ketamine amalgomated with snot on the hedge monkeys nose.
A hedge monkeys hair is usually home to many animals and used as a home by local birds and cats.
Hedge monkeys have their own dance, a strange repetitive forward-backward motion, like you'd imagine an insane person to do. usually to psy-trance, techno, acid tecnho, gabba etc...
Are you coming to the free party to hedge it with us?
Look at that hedger, she's set her legs on fire with her poi-chains
The club had more hedge monkeys than all of Goa
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A Pikey (English Irish Gypsy), that lives in a council house.
Brad Pitt's Character in "Snatch" is a Pikey. If his character lived in a council house. He would be therefore be known as a 'Hedge Michael'
A phrase that Philip Schofield put on twitter, was mentioned in the chris moyels show, and has recently become a national crazy.
"Hey dude, you played brilliantly!"
"Well, that's my hedge."