A hamburger helper. Nobody really knows what it is, but we know that if you are a bsoat then you are not a hamburger helper. If your not a hamburger helper then you might aswell die.
Bad Boy 1: Look at that BSOAT he is definitely not a hamburger helper
Bad Boy 2: He should just kill himself if he's not a hamburger helper
That thing chicks use to make their breasts look stablized
Joe: Is that a helper bra?
Sally: Theres nothing wrong with a little help!
Flushing your fecal matter before wiping, to avoid clogging an old or inadequate plumbing system with a high volume of feces and toilet paper.
"Our staff toilet will overflow unless you give it a Hewlett helper"
A person that is happy to help others out of free will.
John: Do you want me to help you with that.
David: Aww thanks. You're my little helper. I owe you one
(Noun)
- A prison cuisine that is a variant of Hamburger Helper, however given a convicts twist. This delicacy consists of a pack of Ramen Noodles with two flavor packets combined with chopped up Slim-Jims.
Inmate 1-Aye man Iโll give 2 honeybuns if you let me some homeboy helper.
Inmate 2- Make it 3 and you better have it by next commissary.
(1)deoderant for the not so fresh vagina.
(2) the new and improves version of the "stinky pinky"
Mary took herself to the store to buy some Tuna helper because flies were starting to congregate around her crotch.
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A petite woman who willingly assists with condom placement, then welcomes the full weight of her lover to be placed atop her, despite her stature.
Man: "Thanks for helpin' me with the rubber." Woman: "No problem, I'm a helper, you know." Man (on top of Woman): "Am I squishing you?" Woman: "No, I'm right sturdy."
...a sturdy helper.
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