the internet is here

A beautiful song created by meme queen Dan Howell and angel bean Phil Lester. It celebrates the importance and beauty of the internet.

Friend: *comes out as gay on the internet*
You: *Plays The Internet Is Here

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up in here

here, in this vicinity, at this present location

Girls look like a bunch of sea monkeys up in here.

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click here

an innocent message that regretably will attract most people to click on the location designated by the "click here" sign. works every time.

click here

no, here

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get this on here.

this means, i dont even have a word on this, just get this to be on urban dictionary. Please work.

'get this on here.' we need it on the dictionary

here’s johnny

A very famous saying from The Shining

My friend beat the door down and said “Here’s Johnny”

not here for a haircut

To express that one is there for a generally understood reason. Should not be used in hair salons

(sit. in a pub)
Lukas: Hey man do you want another beer?
Peter: Not here for a haircut mate

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pills here

A statement or exclamatory remark to acknowledge the presence of miniature recovery tablets contained in a plastic container. Made famous by Louis, a fictional character from Left 4 Dead.

Louis: "pills here! piiiiiiiiiIIIllLLLssZZS HEEERREE!!!

me: ಠ_ಠ

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