A good bye STD gift that is giving to you from an ex.
Charles: I'm moving on Ann, because this relationship is not working for me.
Ann: On baby make love to me one more time before you go.
Charles: ....that was a good fuck Ann, thank you and Good bye!
Ann: oh by the way, I gave you a good bye gift it's called herpes !!!
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a single herpes virus. If you are infected with a single herpes virus, that means you don't have herpes. You just have a herpe.
Shut up! I don't have herpes, I just have a herpe.
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Another term for herpes, most likely contracted through sex with many partners or one partner with many partners, or even possibly a toilet seat.
I wouldn't hit that, she's got The Herp.
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A headset microphone. Specifically, any in-the-ear or ear-bud style communication device.
"Everyone make sure your HERPES is on."
Short slang for a herpies infected individual.
Dude, does she have herp?
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Red crusty bumps that one has on one's face or genitals. Very repulsive to the opposite sex and is a life ban against sexual relations in most cases unless you find another herpetic partner to engage with.
A social disease that can be embarrassing- especially if you're walking around with it on your face.
Being obese and having herpes, Vitale found it very hard to get a date.
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