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The deceptive term of leaving early to carry out sexual intercourse
We're sorry we have to leave, but we've got to go Hobby Craft.
I'm sorry I've got to leave, but I've got to go Hobby Craft
A hobby that makes one feel ashamed or embarrassed.
Who would have know that badboy's closet-hobby was writing poetry?
To have a prepaid cell phone you use for setting up dates with escorts. Having open avoids your significant other from discovering your hobby as she snoops through your cell phone.
Thank god for my hobby phone. If that hooker would have texted me on my regular cell phone my girlfriend would have killed me.
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An insult coined by Bethenny Frankel of The Real Housewives of New York City. It's a more fashionable and modern way to say "get a life", "mind your own business", or "you're a budinsky."
Maggie Gallagher of the National Organization of Marriage likes to stick her nose in other people's private relationships.
"Maggie, you really need to get a hobby," said Christopher.
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Someone who enjoys all the perks of living on a farm whilst contributing absolutely jack shit to the national agricultural industry. Often observed sponging off the government by claiming every kind of grant or subsidy going like it's some kind of fucking give-away. A hobby farmer will own all the machinery and equipment necessary to run a successful working farm but with the slight oversight of not having any fucking livestock or crops. Not even chickens. Fingers like parsnips and trousers held up with baling twine, hobby farmers are often gayer than a handbag full of rainbows.
Michael: Will the hobby farmer be joining us?
John: No he's busy finishing off his dry stone wall so that real farmers can't sneak a look at all the food he isn't producing.
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A large, thick dick (resembles a Horse Cock) Hobby Ho
Miss Italy rode my hobby horse all night long!
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A random hobby you pick up when you have covid brain.
New covid hobby gots me searching through all my change to find a penny worth 30,000 dollars.