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THe shit that comes out of my dick when I feel turned on.
"I realised my supply of milk was running low, so I just made some homemade milk "
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Draco Malfoy's version of the Dark Mark, as seen in A Very Potter Musical. It is a smiley face with a snake coming out drawn on someone's forearm.
I was bored in social studies today so I drew a Homemade Dark Mark on my arm. I got seven high fives from strangers.
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When you shove a cactus between your neighbours buttocks after he or she abused your doorbell a myriad of times until their behind turns to mush.
1) Time to mash me some arse!
2) That fuckwit again? He must be craving some homemade mashed arse!
possibly the most controversial fanfiction ever written, literally includes every trigger warning ever.
"did you read dream's homemade catboy?"
"yeah man I'm traumatised"
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When your giving doggie style, you pull out and theirs shit on your dick you have your girl suck it then swallow all of it. Repeat as many times nessesary until anus is clean.
My girlfriend's mom invited me over for dinner and for dessert ; homemade brownies!
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the sex doll which is produced after months of saving up one's shit and then sculpting it into the shape of a woman. the doll is usually destroyed while making love to it for the first time because of its delicate nature. the user of the doll will usually contract many diseases from the experience.
hey man, i finished my homemade sex doll this morning, im going home for a root!
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Blow into ones pussy and push on stomach to queef.
I made my girl a homemade whoopie cushion