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the type of people who talk tough online but don't want to say it in others' faces.
1: hey, you're an asshole!
2: why don't you get out of your damn chair and say it to my face?
1: uh... you suck...
2: fuck off, you internet hooligan
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A phrase to be used when don’t want to provide full details of what you are doing. Covers normal social activities such as visiting the gym
“What are you doing today?”
“Oh just hooligan things”
Devotees of a particular style of British Ambassadorship who get their training in and around the soccer grounds of Britain and in the pubs thereabouts.
Such training involves the development of debilitating martial arts, environmental trashing, the highest forms of foul-mouthed language and the use of recreational drugs including large quantities of alcohol.
These highly trained paragons are then given short-term diplomatic posts overseas where they attempt to convey the meaning of Britishness using all the skills at their disposal.
Such is the importance of these ambassadors that they invariably get a police escort.
The Chief Constable of Roma sighed heavily and called a meeting in which he cancelled all leave for the weekend that the British Soccer Hooligans were expected over to conduct negotiations with their Italian friends.
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An enabler for truth. One who speaks truth to power. People who provide real news and opinions and are no longer at the mercy of, or controlled by MSM.
Blog hooligans are an incredibly seismic and democratic force. They are willing to cover any point of view, special interest, or pet project, whether conservative, liberal or moderate, or aimed at justice, media bias, literature, sports whatever.
Blog hooligans do what MSM used to but rarely do anymore-they serve as a check against abusive power and corruption, and media bias.
The etymology of the word "blog hooligans" may be Durham District Attorney Mike Nifong's description of the Duke lacrosse players as 'hooligans' early in the Duke Lacrosse hoax. The term "blog hooligans" was first coined by Prof. Cathy Davidson in 2007 in "The aftermath of a social disaster". Nifong's use of the term hooligans may be the origin of the term in Davidson's letter.
Variation: Blooligan
1. Most of my emails comes from right-wing blog hooligans.
2. The blog hooligans support the Duke lacrosse players.
3. Blooligans spread facts faster than a speeding bullet, use TRUTH that's more powerful than a locomotive, are able to leap over Tall Tales.
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Drunken badasses. Soccer Hooligans are my only reason to see a foot ball game...because they always make it interesting.
Fuck around with a soccer hooligan, and expect to lay on the ground.
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She told me that my dick's not very long
So I wrote this song, so you can sing along
Errybody knows why I've been gone
'Cause she thought I had a big schlong
We need some medication (Bitch)
A little dedication
This shit's too real
My meat's so tiny they only let me order Happy Meals (Go)
Verse 1: Hooligan Christian
Hooligan Christian (Brrr)
Walking down the halls (Woo, woo)
Dick so small (Okay), piss all on my balls (Ouch, ouch)
I can't tell if I'm hard or soft (Yeah)
She says I'm great like the Chinese wall (Ching-chong)
Your girlfriend wanna take all of my pants off (Okay, okay)
I said hell nah, bitch, just get your hands off (Okay, okay)
Ah shit, drippin' like a faucet
Go to the bank, make a deposit (Woo)
Negative 32 bucks in my wallet, but back to the topic
Walk it or talk it
Verse 2: Dylan Polley
Suckin' my dick in the bathroom the bitch wanna suck on my nut
Eating that booty like pudding and riding this dick till I bust (Ayy, ayy)
She said she tasting my sauce, ayy (Sauce)
She said she sucking my balls, ayy
Feeling her love for my closet, ayy
She making my dick fall off, ayy
Making my dick fall off, yeah
Come and jump off of my cock, yeah
My boys and we got small cocks, yeah
Condom is gonna fall off, bitch
Filling me up and I'm slowing it down and that bitch wanna give me the crown (Crown)
Fucking it up and I got a small dick in that bitch and it's making her frown (Bitch)
Chorus: Coope
She told me that my dick's not very long
Hooligan Christian is steezy kane's homie
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English Football Hooligans' kit:
Chest: England sports shirt OR bare beer belly
Legs: Blue Jeans, or optionally tracksuits for the thinner hooligan
Left Hand: Brick. Preferably, attached to a string so you can throw it through a shop window and get it back without much fuss.
Right Hand: Either a half-full bottle of Carlsberg or a broken bottle of Carlsberg.
Fingers: Fake gold jewellery.
Head: Skinhead
Face: Temporary facepaint of Saint George's Cross
Feet: Reebok Classics
Pocket: Mobile phone to call other football hooligans to arrange fights
Mouth: Foul language
Cranium: A lonely brain cell
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