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poke-a-host

Your civic and immoral responsibility to poke, prode, bugger, sodomize, or otherwise stimulate your host at a soiree, cock-tail party, gang bang, or orgy. Similar to a pin-a-tale on a donkey, poke-a-host is for the entertainment and enrichment of the host. In host credit or exchanges only,

James hosted a gang bang -- and before leaving Gary, Chris and the pizza delivery boy all had to poke-a-host to show their deepest gratitude.

by Dubldawg June 2, 2013


host gift

A gift given to the host of a party as a gesture of thanks for their invitation.

Can include items such as flowers, a bottle of wine or food.

I can't forget to take a host gift when I'm going over for dinner with the in-laws!

by mooooonlight April 6, 2017


Chinese host

A derogatory term for someone who is hosting an online game with slow internet. It comes from the idea that there are so many Chinese gamers they hack Western servers and when they play there they lag heavily because of the distance.

Gamer 1: Omfg this game is actually lagging every second.
Gamer 2: Yeah me too but I only have 40 ms.
Gamer 1: It's because of the fucking Chinese host.

by YYHeff January 13, 2011


Pyrobyte Hosting

A hosting service that is reliable and unbelievably affordable, with 99% uptime and the most affordable prices starting from 1.4$/gb. They offer the best-in-class hardware for your servers. No compromises made...!

Person 1: Do you host your server from Pyrobyte hosting?
Person 2: Yes, they have the most affordable plans.....!
Person 3: I knew it...! Their servers are always delivered up to the mark and are totally lag-free...!

by Noble_Guy January 15, 2022


Host Powers

(Common video game term)
The concept that the Host of the match is rewarded with superior priority abilities.

-Most common in the Gears of War series

A: Dude that guy just killed me with two bullets!

B: Thats because he's host. He has Host Powers.

by B1ARG A11 June 15, 2010


Host ghost

A specific type of ghost in a chatroom or other communication service who appears yet present, while in fact already gone, as a result or side effect of a host error. Many services offer a command to erase them from the list of people present as well as other type of ghosts, such as NickServ's /ns ghost.

I have spent a few minutes to write a private message to a host ghost until I realized they have disconnected before I began.

by SuddenTL March 20, 2015


Bisect Hosting

The best server hosting service on this planet, they offer some of the best server hosting known to the human race. Bisect Hosting Partners are given a very special injection, that gives them all the clout on the planet. All employees of Bisect Hosting have clout running through their veins because they are swag.

I just got a partnership with Bisect Hosting, and they gave me some cool stickers.

by NotMikey March 25, 2021

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