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Shit House Polio, also called Shit House Paralysis or SHP for short is defined by ones lower extremities falling asleep from sitting on the toilet too long.
I tried to wipe but I couldn’t feel my asshole. I stood up and fell right the fuck back down. Had me some shit house polio goin on.
Crazy, Unbelievable, Nonsensical, Just Plain Insane
So named because a guy would have to be some kinda nuts to hang around a Shit House.
So he beat the shit outta you just for pissin in his aquarium? That guy is shit house nuts, i swear to christ.
A phrase best used when everything seems to be going wrong or horrible and all you want to do is cry.
Elmer: Gas prices have gone up again!
Hank: Well, for Crying In The Shit House, not again!
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Gavin: Mom, I flunked my drivers test again!
Mom: For Crying in the shit house you have done it so many times!
Gavin: I'm still learning!
Mom: Your forty two for Crying In The Shit House!
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big breats that look like two buckets hanging on the side of an outhouse.
wow look at those shit house buckets!
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when a guy is taking a mean shit and a slut comes and busts the restroom door open and sucks him off
after i ate three orders of spicy ass jumbo sour cream and bean burrito, i got the runs so i took a shit and leslies slutty ass came in and pulled a shit-house-bitch.
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A term your buddy will use to describe a hot chick. You know she may be hot, but there is just no way to ever get with her because she looks to much like a dude.
friend "hey check her out"
you "she built like a brick shit house"
friend "wow, she's hot"
you "yeah okay" to yourself "how well do I know this dude, weirdo"
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Kiera's shit house, more like James' house.
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