I’m fine

Something I use to avoid talking about why I want to die and avoid getting help
I don’t want to be here so I hide

Anyone: what’s wrong
Me: nothing I’m fine

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I’m sure

An expression following someone’s statement. Usually used as sarcasm, a reaction to something funny, in a condescending manner, or scoffing.

Jessica: “Damn, this time I’m only buying the essentials. No more fucking cigarettes.”
Lena: “I’m sure! You always get some L&Ms, don’t lie.”

Lena: *posts group photo on social media*
Jessica: *comments* “I’m sure!! I look like a fat hog!”

Jessica: “I’m sure!!!” *cackles* “Look at this dumb ass fucked up at the gas station parking lot.”
Lena: “...”

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I’m Busy

A phrase often used by someone who does not want to go on a date or otherwise hang out with you, but does not want to hurt your feelings. The truthfulness and frequency of this statement depends mostly on whoever’s asking.

(See also: I have a boyfriend/I have a girlfriend)

Gus: We should hang out sometime, are you available any time in the next five years?
Amy: Um, no, I’m busy, like REALLY busy.
Gus (to self): Here we go again...

I’m hip

I’m hip is a common way to say “I know”.

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Mostly used across the eastern coast of the United States.

P1: Bruh Jessica talks so much shit
P2: I’m hip

I’m in school

Yeah, me to

I’m in school and its boring as hell

I’m Dead

Extremely amusing. So funny that you “die”. Sometimes the “oh wow” factor.

I’m dead. Like I just died. That was too funny. I’m crying right now.

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i’m ugly and i’m proud

Quote from Spongebob Squarepants.

I’M UGLY AND I’M PROUD!

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