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I know who I am.
When one doesn't need any reassurance in knowing who they are. When one is confident with themselves and are sure of themselves.
Example 1
That guy thinks he knows me, only I know me.
Example 2
Insulting me will make you feel better about yourself, I understand that, but only I know me.
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An introductory phrase used before an argumentative point is made to make your point seem valid, even though it most likely is not. Commonly seen as an immediate red-flag to someone who has no idea what they are talking about, and an early sign that what they are about to say has absolutely zero evidence to back it up.
I know for a fact that Barack Obama is a muslim, hates America, and is purposely trying to ruin our economy.
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A response to something you do not know but cba to answer properly
Person 1: I’ve got a surprise for you
Person 2: Yeah I know
Person 1: no you don’t know it’s a surprise
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An "I know this guy" story is a bullshit story where one person thinks up something funny, cool, gross, weird, or sexy, but essentially untrue, and tries to pass it off as true by framing it as if it happened to someone they supposedly know. It's similar to the "I have this friend" story, where someone asks for advice about a problem that's really about them but they're too embarrassed to say so. "I know this guy" stories are purely about entertainment, however, not about seeking advice.
Jerry: "I know this guy... he caught his sister having sex with their cousin and two friends in their uncle's bed."
Joe: "Sure, Jerry. You *know* this guy. Riiight."
Jerry: "I swear! It's true!"
Joe: "Bullshit. What was the guy's name then?"
Jerry: "Well I don't *know* him, but I heard about it."
Joe: "Sure you did. Sick pervert."
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1.one such self is confident at what they say
2.one agrees with other
guy1.dude that gurl it so hot
guy2.oh i know it
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Preppy way of saying you agree with someone, without actually sounding too smart. Native to Northern California.
Becky, "I love brunch, it's hella cool"
Sam "I know, right".
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-a term commonly used by party, wedding, barbecue or any type of event crashers that try to join a private Spanish gathering.
-"I know Jose" is used because it is very effective & believable since damn near every Spanish family has somebody named Jose in their familia.
-Used by the event crasher when faced with questions to see if they really were invited or if they are just free loading.
-If continuing questions are asked as to how do you know Jose, describe how you met him at a
1- Bodega (if in NY)
2- he sold you icys on the beach (if in Fl),
3- in jail (if in Cali)
4- he sold you weed (if in Chicago)
5- or he did some yard work for you (for everywhere else).
John Dope - Hey nice party huh?
Old Lady - Excuse me for being rude but who are you & who invited you?
John Dope - Its cool. I know how strangers like to crash parties & stuff. Dont worry Im not one of them, cuz I KNOW JOSE
Old Lady - Really? Ive heard that one before
John Dope - No really, I know Jose. He sold me that good sticky icky weed. It gave me the munchies for days.
Old Lady - Thats my Jose, I cant front. He has some good weed.
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