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Used to describe a bland uneventful person. Much like the flavor of ice cream this person lacks excitement, but in their life. Usual causes include; holding a stable job, having children and being involved, having good mental health, having stable relationships. This state of being, frankly, lacks flavor.
After I told my brother in-law that the only thing he had ever given his children is diabetes he called me a vanilla ice cream cone.
Being the only white person/people at a party.
"Hey man, how was your thing last night?"
"It was pretty fun, but I felt a little out of place because I was bringing the vanilla ice cream."
A guy that only watches lesbian porn because he doesn't like looking at other mens dicks
Omg Phil, you're a vanilla ice cream
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Similar to grabbing a chocolate bar but it's a black/Caribbean guy randomly walking up to a white girl and asking for sexual favors.
Unless you're a decent guy looking for an interracial fwb don't go licking vanilla ice cream
When a white guy takes a blank CD and ejaculates (Nut, Cum, Bust, Relieve yourself) on it and put it in the freezer till frozen.
"You want to listen to Vanilla Ice Record? Here, hand me that blank CD." -Zachary Huggins
Some piece of shit who stole a Queen song
Person 1: Wanna listen to Queen?
Person 2: Ugh, You mean those guys who ripped off Vanilla Ice?
Person 1: **Murders Person 2 with an ice pick**
White rapper whose real name is Robert Van Winkle, but it should be 'Rip Off Van Winkle' because his only hit was 'Ice Ice Baby' which totally RIPPED OFF the bassline and a piano riff direct from the 1981 hit 'Under Pressure' by Queen and David Bowie. His rip-off song went to #1 in the United States during the autumn of 1990 but practically anybody who knew Bowie or Queen knew this was outright musical plagiarism of the highest degree. Queen and Bowie sued his ass in the biggest musical royalty copywrite dispute in UK history. Vanilla Ice got stung big time. His cred suffered even more when he claimed to have come from the Miami hip-hop scene and it was revealed that he grew up in a suburb of Dallas. His next single was 'Play that Funky Music' (a cover) which went nowhere. He tried to salvage his reputation by a cameo appearance in the film 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2' with a band, doing the 'Ninja Rap' but that didn't stop the snowballing backlash. He soon released a 'live' home video and album in the spring of 1991. That fall he 'starred' in a new movie that tanked, critics said it was shit. It was available on home video just in time for Christmas 2 months later. Since then he largely fell out of the public eye and his Famous Fifteen Minutes ended so fast.
Vanilla Ice was lauded in 1990 as a 'modern James Dean'. Today his fame is a footnote , he's a shooting star, a fraud. The hip-hop community largely disowns him. He basically is a Pat Boone of rap, IOW a milquetoast poser for the suburban whites who think they have a clue about street culture and hip-hop BUT THEY DON'T. Vanilla Ice is a joke.