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total disregard for friends, boyfriends/girlfriends or ex's for any stupid thing you said or did when under the influence of marijuana (such as random ass texts, phone calls, confessions facebook updates, etc.)
similar to drunken immunity, only you're blazed.
friend: "duude, wtf was up with last night's facebook updates about my mom's 'massive tits'?"
you: "i plead blazed immunity!!"
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Often confused with "herd immunity" by people who don't want to get a vaccine even though they are able to get one. They believe that because most people around them get vaccines, they won't get it. Herd immunity works when the population that is able to receive vaccines gets them to protect people who are unable to get them(like infants), but it does not work if members of the population that is able to receive vaccines refuses them and tries to join the same class as babies and those with allergies.
Man 1: "Aren't you going to get the polio vaccine?"
Man 2: "Nah, I'll be protected by herd immunity"
-Later-
Man 2: *crippled by polio*
Man 1: Turd immunity doesn't protect against shit.
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The egotistical and potentially mistaken belief that one is so healthy that they a) would have no issues with the Covid infection and take very little or no precautions not to get it or b) believe they probably have had a case already and it was mild since they are so healthy and are now immune and may seek an antibody test to confirm or c) they announce their wish to get infected just to get it over with and again are overconfident with their current state of health.
Vince doesn’t wear a mask when shopping at Walmart because he has immunity bravado.
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When a person gets a virus their body builds up antibodies which fight off and kill the virus. The person then has natural immunity.
Its still unclear why the CDC and WHO is refusing to recognizing people who have natural immunity to the covid 19 virus. They still want people with natural immunity to get the death jab. History will show the blunders made during this pandemic.
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The status attained by those who are either permanently or temporarily crippled. Since they are going through a terrible period of their lives, they deserve fringe benefits in their daily lives.
A takeoff on the phrase 'diplomatic immunity'. "Criplomatic immunity" could also be used to describe emissaries of the Crips sent to discuss matters with another gang.
The teacher granted Peter criplomatic immunity and gave him ten extra points on his next test.
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If someone says immunity necklace, then whatever they say next cannot be judged by anyone.
Jen: immunity necklace
Judy: oh god
Jen: Madeline has a big ass nose and is a bitch
a phrase said before the speaker says the most foulest, jaw-dropping, timber-shivering thing to ever reach the ear of man.
john- “immunity necklace…”
bob- “oh no”