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Antibody

1. The term used in describing a person having an attractive face but an unattractive body.

2. The opposite of a "butterface"

Man 1: "Damn, that girl looks good!"

Man 2: " Oh yeah; just wait until you see the rest of her, she's a real antibody."

by distraction_camp February 18, 2009

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fart antibodies

The ability to overcome and not be phased by ones own odor or discomfort of gas being expelled from the individuals anus. This is something that is acquired from after years of gas inhalation; similar to a tolerance of ones own bodily stench.

"Dude! Your fart stinks man!"

"Oh really? I don't really smells them anymore thanks to my fart antibodies"

by Garhartman July 7, 2015

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Antiphospholipid antibody syndrome

A disease that is rare enough that only those who have it know how to write it or pronounce it. Try telling your doctor that you have it. Your doctor will either leave the room to look it up on his computer or will fake that he knows what it is and schedule you for a blood test.

Cop: "Why were you speeding, weaving, texting, applying mascara and eating while driving?"

Offender: "Was I really doing those things? I'm sorry. Antiphospholipid antibody syndrome made me do it"

Cop: "Please step out of the car, maam. and keep your hands in plain view."

Offender: " I'm sorry, officer, my Antiphospholipid antibody syndrome makes it hard for me to stand up. You can call my Doctor..."

by oilrag September 29, 2009

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social antibodies

Silicon Valley investor and writer Paul Graham coined the term to describe an observation that a population develops β€œsocial antibodies” in response to behaviours that have come to be perceived as harmful.

An example he cites is cigarette smoking. Once a popular and accepted habit even within intimate spaces, after smoking was banned in enclosed spaces it quickly became socially unacceptable aided by vocal people who acted like messengers in the system.

It could be argued that a busybody and a social antibody are two sides of the same coin.

Social antibodies are forming around the issue of media companies giving a platform to misinformation.

by batFalcon January 28, 2022

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antibody bitch

Someone that is on antibiotics and won't do anything fun; like have a beer.

Buckmaster, stop being an antibody bitch and come have a beer or two.

by T_iles October 12, 2022