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5-minute craft is used as a noun or adjective for someone that has literally no common sense and is just an overall moron. This term is related to the 5-Minute Crafts YouTube channel and is used as an insult for people who portray similar qualities to the channel.
Person 1: Why are they doing something so stupid?
Person 2: It’s because they’re a 5-minute craft.
Not 5 minutes
Usually when people say 5 more minutes they are slower than people that say 6 more minutes
A:When are you coming
B:5 more minutes (gets slapped through the screen)
A:dont be lyin brah.
A dumb way of saying "booty call" or "hit it and quit it"
"Hey girl, let me give you a 5 minute drive-by"
"WTF? No"
Dylan is a 5 minute ass bitch
Damn bro, why are you bein a 5 minute ass bitch?
The biggest lie that we have been told by our friends
"¿When are you gonna be ready?"
"I'll be ready in 5 minutes"
*4 hours later*
"Hey im ready now"
The most annoying goddamn phrase ever that should be permanently terminated
It's typically used by people trying to save their suicidal friends
Person A: text me at 5 minute intervals or else I'm calling the cops
Person B: ugh fine.
The amount of time it takes to know if you’ll toss someone’s salad after meeting them
I would totally toss her salad… the 5 minute rule