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Beating off/the by-product of beating off.
I had a good time hazing myself last night. After four times, however, I had no haze left.
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To be extremely novice and unskilled in the area of artistic expression and especially in the category of musicianship and the hip-hop genre.
HazeYaMind -"I'm so sick, I catch a cold when I rap"
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Dude, whats up with the ass haze in here? I cant breath!
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A slang term coined during the '50s, referring to being in love.
Don: She really makes me laugh and smile a whole lot.
Anna: Ah. You're in the lavender haze.
Don: Yes... I think I'm going to ask her to marry me.
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Sativa 70 / Indica 30
Origins - Swiss sativa x NL5 x Haze-Mist
Flowering - 75 days
Harvest - Mid October
Arjan's Strawberry Haze is a bright green mid-sized sweet sativa. She descends from Swiss stock on her mother's side, and popular Northern Lights and Mist varieties on the paternal side. These seeds are feminized, meaning that they will all grow out as bud-producing female plants. The Strawberry Haze's buds have the aroma of an almost candy-like strawberry, and her smoke is sweet-tasting with an upbeat high.
This mountain plant is adapted to humid areas, and overall very versatile, strong, and easy to grow. She ranges from 3 feet in small containers, to 10 feet when her roots are given free reign. She has short internodes and medium-sized round leaves. Her branches tend to choot out vertically, straight toward the light, allowing plants to be placed closer together than is possible with more rangy sativas. Three to four plant per square meter is an ideal arrangement.
Strawberry Haze performs best and delivers the utmost in strawberry flavor when grown in soil. Hydro systems can be used to increase the yield, but the taste is less sweet. Green House recommends a light hand when it comes to nutrients, as this plant is more sensitive to overfeeding than most sativas. Start with a low pH (5.6 hydro / 5.8 soil) and slowly increase to reach 6.5 at the end of flowering. Extra P and K should be added after the 5th week of flowering. The maximum EC should be 1.9 in hydro and 1.7 in soil. Flush plants at the end of flowering, which takes about 10-11 weeks or until mid-October outside.
Arjan's Strawberry Haze finishes with chubby buds, composed of rounded calyxes that are thickly coated with resin and thin long hairs. Aside from the expected, very sweet strawberry aroma, which is much sweeter than most sativas, the smell has also been compared to summer blossoms, rose petals and red berries. Her high is fast hitting, clear, creative and giggly. It is good for social moments as well as for introspective ones. Chasing the blues away, making love, making friends laugh, and making art are all recommended activities to accompany this strain. Arjan's Strawberry Haze was created by Arjan in the period 2000-2004. He introduced it on the market in 2006, after winning the 1st prize among Green House's strains at their Very Important Smokers Panel event in 2005.
Hey Yo i got the Arjan's Strawberry Haze fo sell. It s best when you roll it in Strawberry Swisher Sweets. It tastes alot like strawberry.
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Getting so stoned the night before that you are totally oblivious of anything that might have transpired.
Trent wakes up naked in a strange backyard with a feather duster stuck in his ass and a moccasin super glued to his crotch. He retrieves his cell from a nearby pile of dogshit and calls his buddy Bongo.
Bongo: "'S'up dude...?"
Trent: "Dude! WTF happened last night man?"
Bongo: " Dude - you got like totally wasted then ran out the back door with the vacuum cleaner. Where the hell are you anyway?"
Trent: " I don't know.. but you gotta' come find me man! I aint shittin' either! I've got the worst case of blaze haze you ever saw!"