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Israel

1. The place to go if you want incredible falafel or shwarma, gorgeous wrap-around skirts, an abundance of kosher restaurants, camels and stray cats at every turn, and the most wonderful, breathtaking hikes you could possibly imagine.

2. Kind of like Teaneck, only less expensive.
Yeshiva Girl 1: Nice skirt! Where did you get it?
Yeshiva Girl 2: Why, Israel, of course!

Israel is the home of the Jewish people

Israel is the home of the Jewish people

by Ava maria August 12, 2020


Israel

Israel is a nation in the Middle East, that everyone wants, although it has no oil (See also Hanukkah)

Antonym: Saudia Arabia : Something no one wants, but has oil

"That old Honda is a lot like Israel"

by Gregor of Maine January 19, 2022


Israel

Not only a country, Israel can be the name of a person too.

Should you stumble upon an Israel in the wild, befriend him by feeding him fruit snacks and motor oil. He is the diamond in the rough, the needle in the haystack, the hair in your soup—what I’m trying to say is that his sexual physique and charming personality, along with a dash of complete retard, make him an amazing friend.

“Damn, Israel is one fiiine lookin’ man”
YESSIR

by Crown of Light August 15, 2023


Israel

A country predominantly inhabited by Jewish people. In 1948, the UN established Israel after the Holocaust. Most people don't realize this but Jewish people actually lived here long before Palestinians.

Israel is a beautiful country.

by dilflover1000 October 20, 2023


Israel

A country in the middle east

There are many countries in the middle east; such as Lebanon, Saudi Arabia and Israel

by TheHauge November 01, 2023


Got Israeled

When someone asks to share someone you own, then steals it and claims it as their property.

Someone asked to share my table at the coffee shop with me, then they asked me to leave cause they had a meeting. I think I just got israeled.

by Itchybutt68 October 25, 2023


Got Israeled

When someone asks to share something of yours then claims it's become theirs and takes it for themselves

I was sitting in a coffee shop when someone came and asked to sit with me, they then told me to leave as they were having a meeting.
I think you just got Israeled

by October 28, 2023