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A Giga-Chad of a country that defeated 6 countries in 6 days
Friend: Hey did you see that bombing that Palestine did to Israel?
Me: Yea, they handled it like a Giga-Chad
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1. The place to go if you want incredible falafel or shwarma, gorgeous wrap-around skirts, an abundance of kosher restaurants, camels and stray cats at every turn, and the most wonderful, breathtaking hikes you could possibly imagine.
2. Kind of like Teaneck, only less expensive.
Yeshiva Girl 1: Nice skirt! Where did you get it?
Yeshiva Girl 2: Why, Israel, of course!
Israel is the home of the Jewish people
Israel is the home of the Jewish people
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Israel is a nation in the Middle East, that everyone wants, although it has no oil (See also Hanukkah)
Antonym: Saudia Arabia : Something no one wants, but has oil
"That old Honda is a lot like Israel"
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Not only a country, Israel can be the name of a person too.
Should you stumble upon an Israel in the wild, befriend him by feeding him fruit snacks and motor oil. He is the diamond in the rough, the needle in the haystack, the hair in your soup—what I’m trying to say is that his sexual physique and charming personality, along with a dash of complete retard, make him an amazing friend.
“Damn, Israel is one fiiine lookin’ man”
“YESSIR”
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A country predominantly inhabited by Jewish people. In 1948, the UN established Israel after the Holocaust. Most people don't realize this but Jewish people actually lived here long before Palestinians.
Israel is a beautiful country.
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There are many countries in the middle east; such as Lebanon, Saudi Arabia and Israel
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When someone asks to share someone you own, then steals it and claims it as their property.
Someone asked to share my table at the coffee shop with me, then they asked me to leave cause they had a meeting. I think I just got israeled.
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