karl

A name used to reference a total stalker. A Karl has at least 6 restraining orders on his record due to crimes such as computer hacking, breaking and entering, and creating full shrines of a particular girl in his room. He would steal dirty underwear and collect hair from a drain. Can be spotted due to a not so inconspicuous unibrow.

Sarah: "I'm sleeping, wtf are you doing underneath my bed...Oh god...You're a Karl aren't you?...And pluck that unibrow, that's disgusting."

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karl

Any Asian boy or man.

Look at the group of Karls over there at that table

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Karl

Fuckboy who eats men's dicks

Woah, that Karl guy is a real fuckboy

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Karl

Marijuana.

"Dude, that's your sixth doughnut! Did you talk to Karl this morning?"

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Karled

To be annoyed or inconvenienced by outside forces

My commute got karled when I got a flat tire on the highway.

karl

not impressed but ok.

person: oh look its karl.

KARL

Karl is an amazing person. Writes poetry really fricking well. Kinda fruity. Is a really good example of a parental figure.They are smart and have logic.Reminds people of a nice racoon! They are a slayboss

Yo it's Karl!!!

I love Karl's poetry