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The whitest, blondest, uglyest guy. And has wavy blode hair and poopy green eyes. HE IS A FUCKED UP WANNA BE ASSHOLE BITCH ASS guy. Nobody fucking likes him and he is a messed up dude
Bitch, don't be Keaton.
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Once steps into room, you'll never love any boy again. He will make sure you love him, just to break your heart. You know you'll always love him, but you have to move on.
'Keaton, if you leave, I will never have true love.'
or
'Keaton is the nicest person in this room.
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A unit of measurement that has been appropriated in quantifying the size, impact, level of exhilaration and force by which any marijuana smoking apparatus (bong, blunt, spliff, joint, baby leg, water pipe, sherlock pipe, corncob pipe, knife hit, yes, even knife hit...&c...) may be considered. Another note about this measurement or measurement system is that it differs from most measurement systems in that it is not fixed. What does this mean? It means that one day your bong could be 1 keaton, while the next day your same bong might be 14.7 keatons. It fails enormously when trying to be exact, but instead takes into account the immediate emotional response of the people nearest to the apparatus. (In certain cultures, the Keaton has been transposed from the domain of stoners to the domain of any natural object that is organic and carbon based (tree, lizard, shrub...&c....)
Bob Hope: What a tremendous feat bob saget! Your bong is at the bare minimum at least 2.7 keatons!
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Real nigga, will bang you if you chat shit. Hench big man and doesn't take anything from anyone
John "Wagwan pussy"
Keaton "Fuck off" *Bangs out*
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A guy with the fastest black cock you'll ever see. He will fuck you while he watches anime.
Keaton is a big dicker downer
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I'm the BADDEST BITCH you know! And when I say savage, I mean B-I-C-T-H...and that's OWNNN PERIODTTT.
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That One Friend: Keaton is the baddest bitch I know, he will slay yo ass if he wants to bitch, don't play with him!
Me (Keaton): I know she said it, but girl you don't have to sayyy it... C'mere boy, lemme show you how I play with a hottie like yourself...
That One Hot Guy: But I'm not gay!? *then he low-key winks at me tho*
Me: Yeah, I know. You think your slick, I saw that... BuT Do I lOoK liKe I giVe A f*cK iF YoU AiN't DoWn To F*Ck!?
That One Hot Guy: I think you do... *low-key winks again*
That One Friend (in the background): Ooohhh bitch, GeT InTo It!!!
Me and That One Hot Guy: Go our separate ways but we got each other's numbers...
That One Friend (following me down the hallway to get the wHoLe TEA): Sooooo bitch... WhAt HappEnD!?
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