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When you take a massive shit and some corn sticks to the back of your balls.
Damn, I ate a shit load of corn; I hope I don't get kernel bag.
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A veteran of ketamine.
A person who rivals a dyson when hoovering up powder.
Someone who is similar to an elephant with respect to the kill dose of tranquillisers.
1. "Mother of god... Kernel K-Face is still conscious, that boy is a trooper."
2. "Today... Kernel K-Face was awarded the medal of honour for his bravery in the field of killing brain cells."
1. A high ranking Officer (Full Bird Colonel) in the Military or member of Management who is an asshole or would be considered a piece of shit by majority vote.
2. To completely crap out, break or fail.
3. A remarkable fecal accomplishment.
1. Is that your boss, that would be he... the Full Turd Kernel himself.
2. Looks like I'm going to bed, Facebook is goin all Full Turd Kernel.
3. Damn, I just gave birth to a beast. Gotta get a snapshot of this Full Turd Kernel.
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When a salted, buttered, and cooked piece of corn on the cob is shoved into a woman's vaginal canal. Use on Southern Hick women for best results.
Guy 1: Dude, did you and Cathy hook up last night?
Guy 2: Yea man, I gave her a 1000 Kernel Salute.
Guy 1: Niiiiiiice man.
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Mach is a kernel developed at Carnegie Mellon University to support operating system research, primarily distributed and parallel computing. Mach is often mentioned as one of the earliest examples of a microkernel. However, not all versions of Mach are microkernels. Mach's derivatives are the basis of the operating system kernel in GNU Hurd and of Apple's XNU kernel used in macOS, iOS, iPadOS, tvOS, and watchOS.
The macOS operating system uses the Mach Kernel microkernel as its kernel
A plant from the Plants vs. Zombies franchise which hurls corn kernels and butter at zombies, but has a chance to throw butters at the Zombies.
"Kernel-pult is a pretty good plant for me in conjunction with Snow Peashooter, it can be mind-blowing which this one small combination of plants."