R-O-T-F-L-O-L

Rolling on the floor laughing out loud.

I memorized Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now and have you R-O-T-F-L-O-L

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H-O-L-L-A-N-D

A old fashioned acronymn for:
Here
Our
Love
Lives
And
Never
Dies

Often put on the back of a love letter to a lady in victorian times

Jonathan sealed the envelope and wrote H-O-L-L-A-N-D on the back of it.
Here our love lives and never dies.

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k K lc lC l( l{ Ic IC I( I{ ic iC i( i{ |c |C |( |{

every way of writing the letter k, without going TO far.

k K lc lC l( l{ Ic IC I( I{ ic iC i( i{ |c |C |( |{ is every way of making k.

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I-D-P-L-M-A-L

I-D-P-L-M-A-L is a memory device to remember the order in which musical modes follow each other. A common way to remember this order is to remember the phrase "I Dig Phat Ladies - Mostly All Lesbian" which will help you to order the modes in the correct manner:

Ionian
Dorian
Phrygian
Lydian
Mixolydian
Aeolian
Locrian

"Shit, dude! What mode comes after phrygian?"
"Just remember I-D-P-L-M-A-L! I... Dig... Phat... Ladies..."
"Lydian! It's lydian! Fuck, you are a pro!"
"Your cursing is beginning to sound like a locrian triad to me."
"What?"
"The tritone."
"What?"
"Why are you even in this class?"

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Mi-l bei, mi-l sugi

A curse that you can use when you are tired of someone's bullshit. Upon release of the curse, that person is forced to either suck it or to drink it.(You know what I mean by that) There's no way you can escape this curse, except to accept it.
Make sure you are using this curse wisely and only upon your enemies or if your life is at risk.

Bob: Wow! What a beautiful day!
Robber: Give me all your money or I will stab you!
Bob: And if I don't, what? Mi-l bei, mi-l sugi?
Robber: *screams as he get's on his knees*

Girlfriend: I'm done! It's over!
Bob: No! Mi-l bei, mi-l sugi!

Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q

THIS IS THE FINAL STAGE OF BOREDOM!!!! ONCE YOU HAVE TYPED THE QWERTY KEYBOARD ACROSS AND BACKWARDS AS WELL AS DO THAT SIDEWAYS AND SIDEWAYS BACKWARDS, BUT THAT'S NOT ALL YOU STILL HAVE TO ADD THE SPACES IN BETWEEN EACH LETTER. THEN ONCE YOU DO ALL THAT YOU HAVE ACHIEVED GOD LEVEL!!!!!!

Person#1:Do you know that girl that typed Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q into the urban dictonary?

Me:*SCREAMS AND FLASHBACKS TO EXACTLY WHEN I TYPED Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q INTO THE URBAN DICTIONARY*

Person#1:*confused*

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type emoji for "time is running out!" because it looks like a timer

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