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When a man ejaculates inside a woman who is still wearing panties but they are pulled to the side, after the man has ejaculated the panties are pulled back into place so the semen drains into them.
I just gave my girlfriend a load of french laundry.
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a place to transfer illegally obtained money so that it cannot be traced. goes in dirty, comes out clean.
Drug money goes to the laundry mat.
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Currently harder to find then a Shining Charizard card.
Damn it's been a month and we still can't find Brian Laundrie.
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The act of taking laundry fresh out of the dryer while it is still hot and dumping it on someone who is lying down.
Dude I just did my laundry. Lie down I'll give you a laundry hug.
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To place a girl in a laundry hamper with her legs sticking out and proceeding to eat her out while in the laundry hamper
get ready for the tastiest laundry hamper of ur life
(n.) Clothes or other material that need washing because they are stained from semen.
We took Brendt to the strip club for the first time the other night... needless to say, he left with a pant-load of English laundry.
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A pair of pants that are so ugly and/or uncomfortable that the fact that one is wearing them indicates that one hasn't done laundry in a long, long time.
Girl 1: Hey, what's with these ugly pants in the back of your closet?
Girl 2: Oh, those are just laundry pants. I don't actually sear them in public.