leather muppet

A person, commonly middle-aged and wealthy, who has tanned, botoxed, and facelifted him or herself to a degree where facial expressions are nearly impossible and the flesh takes on a thickish, brownish sheen. Derived from The Simpsons episode "A Fish Called Selma," in reference to Troy McClure.

A half-dozen leather muppets converged on the mineral makeup counter at the mall and began feverishly dusting sparklies into the hand-tooled lines around their eyes.

Leather Lips

Big black lips.
often darkened from excessive smoking.

That bitch Whoopi Goldberg has some huge ass leather lips.
Perfect example Gucci Mane.

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hell for leather

Also hell-for-leather. To ride or race at a breakneck speed. To ride recklessly or with abandon.

While racing my Honda CBR, I came around that corner riding hell for leather.

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Leather face

A psycopathic killer in Texas in the 70's
that used a chainsaw and cut the faces off his victoms and wore them like a mask to cover his severly disfigured face.
i.e. the texas chainsaw massacre

"you dont know that hell is a commin' do ya boy?!!

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Fruit Leather

An older gay man whose skin has turned to leather from too much tanning. Loves to wear speedos wherever he goes to show off his leathery brown wrinkled skin.

That beach in Maui is so full of fruit leather it's creeping me out.

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Leather Cookie

A Leather Cookie is a person who lives their life tanning out in the sun all year round, to the point of literally looking like their skin is made of leather. They are usually very flabby, wrinkly, dark brown, and flat when they're laying on their floral collapsible chair, and simply cook themselves in the heat of the sun. Therefore, they perfectly resemble a thoughtless cookie. Unfortunately they do not have the common courtesy to cover their shiny, leathery, gelatinous flesh with more than a bikini... to, of course, attract even more attention to their 'gorgeous' (and time consuming) complexion, and can cause blindness. If you live in Florida, however, it can be very contagious. These people are indefinitely prone to skin cancer.

"What's that dark splotch laying on the sand over there?"
"I don't know dude, looks like a beached whale or something."
"Ooohhh no it's just a leather cookie!"
"Ew, dude, how is that thing still alive?"
"It's probably got a week or so until skin cancer finally gets to it..."

leather nickel

A turd cutter, asshole, or balloon knot.

Trent stubbed his leather nickel on the coffee table and had to cut his turds with a knife.