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The finest cigarettes available, albeit in unfiltered form. Made for your pleasure by Brown and Williamson, they're toasted. Oh, and always remember, Lucky Strike means fine tobacco.
Filters are for pussies.
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When someone returns home from college and hooks up with an old friend simply because they haven't seen each other in a long time...and they're horny.
The hometown lucky is the person who is contacted.
So I got home from college last night and needed some action. I texted my usual girl and that night she became my hometown lucky.
1. One called for being such a lucky man.
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Man 1: "Dude, he's dating the hottest girl of the school."
Man 2: "Oh Lucky Bastard
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Lucking your way into your political positions.
The d.gg chatters all spammed " REM WAS RIGHT LULW HASAN IS MORALLY LUCKY " as hasan was getting destroyed by REM.
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When you have a one night stand and when you are done, you set the alarm clock early, take a crap on it, and get the hell out of there.
Oh my, that bitch was so terrible, I had to leave a good old rude lucky.
A move perfomed by only the most talented, a lucky barry is a poo where toilet paper is only required for the sakes of posterity, it is in essense the perfect mess free crap.
There was no bog roll in the shitter, thank god I pulled I Lucky Barry.
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A person who has claimed to low-key be a god. Known for his famous tweet saying "You know I had to do it to em."
Guy: Who is that person all dressed in white
Me: That's Lucky Luciano
Guy: What is this religion you speak of? Yep, I'm converting to this religion.
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