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A hoe dirtier then the one in your garden shed. This hoe is sleeping with your man flirting with your brother and giving hand jobs as Christmas presents. Once an unknown specimen now they attend high schools, collages, and universities everywhere. A major hoe has no friends just fuck buddies and girls who don't want her giving their boyfriend a blowjob.
Girl 1: Have you seen Charlotte lately
Girl 2: I avoid her she turned into a major hoe
cba, of course, is the popular abreviation that is used throughout the english speaking world.
The term, major cba, places greater emphasis of how unmotivated an individual may feel.
YTV post room employee: Kendy, its 3pm, why you asleep on the couch??
Kendy: major cba.
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A student majoring in music is often questioned on their sanity due to the intense level of work required and the crap pay rates of just about any future job available. Despite often being intelligent, this person willingly locks him or herself into a practice room for hours every week, becoming a virtual slave. Furthermore, additional funds are spent by acquiring a teacher in his or her field of study. If ever you need a psychotic peer to explain to you the circle of fifths, this person will not be your target because he or she will look at you strangely and wonder why you do not know such an elementary concept.
Tom: Hey Bill, ya wanna catch a movie tonight?
Bill: Sorry best friend Tom, I've got rehearsal.
Sonny: Hey Bill, ya wanna study for that chem test tomorrow with me?
Bill: Chem test? psh... I don't study for superfluous classes! I've got rehearsal!
Sabrina: Hey Bill, I was wondering if you had plans this weekend? *gives Bill a sultry look*
Bill: Sorry Sabrina, love of my life, I've got rehearsal, but if it makes you feel any better I will sing my Mozart aria for you!
Sabrina: ....uh
Bill: ...I guess she didn't know I'm a Music Major.
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A very big loss in sports or when getting rejected.
Dude, you just took a major l!!
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He talked about everything and nothing really. He arrived with a new wave of optimism and disappeared without a bat of an eyelid (mainly due to the UK's adoration New Labour as they swept into Downing Street).
Alright kind of bloke in truth, could've fulfilled any other job in Government at the time to a high standard except that of Prime Minister!
Things of note during his lengthy, but seemingly brief 6 and a half years as PM:
Signed Maastricht, and...
lost election to Labour in landslide.
Thats about it really!
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A student who seeks the most pretentious major he can get. He is probably absurdly smart and likes to flaunt that quality. He can be a real asshole - mostly because he's always right. When seeking a haughty intellectual, always look for that analytic philosopher.
Peer: Dude, I know you slept with my girlfriend last night.
Philosophy Major: You have no reason to believe that.
Peer: I don't have to believe it. I know it.
Philosophy Major: Knowledge consists in part of beliefs. What evidence do you have to believe that?
Peer: She confessed to me about it this morning. Dude, I can't believe she even did it with you!
Philosophy Major: So you don't believe her? Then you don't know.
Peer: I believe her. She said it.
Philosophy Major: And you're believing her account over mine? Which is more miraculous to you: the concept that she would sleep with me or the concept that she wouldn't?
Peer: That she would sleep with such a pretentious asshole.
Philosophy Major: Well isn't the most miraculous the most unlikely?
Peer: All I know is that you'd better watch your back tonight.
Philosophy Major: You should be most likely to believe the least miraculous.
Peer: Dude, you're right. You are too much of a dick for her to sleep with.
Philosophy Major: I think that's the reason she liked it so much.
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A college major that is provided as a courtesy for students who are too stupid to graduate with a real major.
I'm glad that we got Babs into a college, but how the hell will she graduate? Don't worry. Schools these days have courtesy majors like sociology and education that allow almost anyone to graduate, even those with the intelligence of a sock puppet.
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