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A Person who acts so Immature, (Specifically a grown up.) They cry like there is NO fuckin tomorrow as a method to get stuff their own way. (Like caillou, Except older.)
See that guy crying and fartin about not getting a lawnmower? That right there my friend, is a MANCHILD.
person 1:did you see jeremy in his audi?
person 2: yeah nah that’s not me acting like a wet wipe in an audi
person 1: yeah what a manchild
The backcountry manchild is an emotionally unavailable adult male who uses backcountry skiing, mountain biking, and other high-adrenaline sports to escape his feelings and "find meaning". He struggles with self-love and acceptance, and the only consistency he is capable of is reading the daily avalanche and snow reports. His good looks, top-notch gear, and pristine 4Runner appear attractive on the surface but will soon be overshadowed by his insecurities. Ladies, run for your life. Only he can fix himself (best not wait around).
Salt Lake City is the top city in America to spot a Backcountry Manchild (BCMC) in the wild. The best places to find them are in the Snowbird tram line, playing pool at the Hog Wallow, and on Hinge (with vague relationship goals, looking for "adventure", and at least 50% of pics are of them skiing). May the odds be ever in your favor.
A smokin’ hot chad with W rizz on god no cap fr fr😏😏😏
Zay Zay The Manchild: walks by
Everyone: faints from his good looks
Any grown man in real life who is emotionally immature.
Donald Trump, Adam Sandler, George W. Bush and Tom Green are a few examples of real-life manchildren.
He’s smashed out of his face on manchild’s brown treacle.