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A little very lasy creature who has sudden attacks of headache's
He how's the site coming along
FFS I'M A MANTIS
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A mammoth 8 foot tall European with 6 foot long legs. He drives the “mantis mobile” which is the size of a small house. When he walks the ground shakes and he can go the distance of a football field in two steps.
Jim: Was that an eclipse of the sun??
Bob: No, the Mantis just walked by.
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A boss in Metal Gear Solid. He uses his psychic powers to control Meryl's mind. he also likes to read your memory card and see what game saves you have on it.
"I'm digging deeper into your mind, into your soul....You like Castlevania don't you?"
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Ex-KGB and member of foxhound.
he can read people's minds.
the first mind he dove into was his fathers. Mantis saw his fathers hatred and burned down his village.
after reading too many sick minds of murderers he became insane too.
during Liquid's revolution he had the idea of disgusing Decoy Octopus as the DARPA Chief.
After his death, he feels guilty and helps Snake.
It was the first time he used his powers to help someone. He found it nice...
"There is no need for words Snake...I AM PSYCHO MANTIS !!!"
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Poking or stinging somebody in the ass with a fork
Dude, I just pulled a mantis attack on Jeremy! He jumped like a rabbit when I stinged him.
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(noun.)
A phenomena that occurs when a man experiences sudden uncontrollable joy. This can be brought on by a variety of circumstances - all of which depend on food preference, likes/dislikes, and/or sexual orientation.
The "manty puddle" can range from a small quarter sized stain on the front of the man's pants (caused by the release of Cowper's fluid) to an entirely soaked leg (due urinary incontinence).
(In a hardware store...)
Husband: "Wow honey, would ya look at the blade on that circular saw! Can you imagine all the wood I could cut with that?"
Wife: "Would you mind telling the wood in your pants to settle down?! Are you developing a manty puddle darling?"
(At a college frat party...)
Bro 1: "Dude, did you see that top that Janice is wearing tonight? Those sweater puppies look like they could use some air. I'm gonna see if she'll let em out of the cage tonight!"
Bro 2: "Slow down turbo...you need to check your front deck. Is that Guinness on your grundle or did you just acquire a massive manty puddle from staring at Janice?!"
(In a Nursing Home...)
Granddaughter: "Here's your juice Grandpa. Use both hands and hold on tight!"
Grandpa: *Wheezes*
Granddaughter: "Oh look! The Price is Right is on!" *Theme Music*
Grandpa: *Moans, followed by a grin*
Granddaughter: "Oh Grandpa, not again! Your the only one I know who can destroy a depends with a manty puddle..."
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A preying mantis is a woman who, while orally pleasuring a man, bites the head of the penis right when the man is about to cum, much like the female insect (preying mantis) will eat her mate after the reproduction process.
Guy 1: Dude why is there blood on your pants?
Guy 2: Because that bitch is a preying mantis, she bit the head of my dick!
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