Sharp as a Marble

If you can't figure out what this means, it's probably you.

Person 1: He's not the sharpest tool in the shed.
Person 2: Not the sharpest? He's as sharp as a marble.

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Marble Face

When one ejaculates into another ones rectum followed by pull out maneuver which results in a cumshit on the recipients face or hands.

Last night I got totally "Marble Faced".

Did you hear the time Jenna "Marbled Face".

I got surprised "Marble Faced" last night.

Marble Hornets

A rock thrown at the general testicular region.

"Yo, you see Tim got hit with marble hornets in entry 35?!"-Jay
"Yeah, son! It was whack." - The Operator

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dropping marbles

those wonderful fart noises that sound like bouncing marbles

Man, what you eat? you been dropping marbles all afternoon.

When I heard him dropping marbles I knew I wasn't alone.

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rolling the marble

Female clitoral masturbation, cf. jillin.

I was having a menage a moi, you know rolling the marble, when my ho roommate walked in.

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Marble Hill

That's not actually correct, JB. (I do love your upstate-bashing, though!) Originally Marble Hill was attached to Manhattan, but a canal was dug in the Harlem River which separated it from Manhattan and put it on the mainland. Though it has always been part of New York County, it is generally regarded as the Bronx. It looks like the Bronx, it feels like the Bronx, the address says Bronx, NY 10463, and the area code is 718.

When you're walking down Broadway, Kingsbridge (Bronx) becomes Marble Hill (Manhattan) after W 230th St, but there is no "Welcome to Manhattan" sign.

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man marbles

Testicles of the human male.

He kicked him right in his man marbles.