Massage Therapist

A prostitute or sexual worker. Normally a higher end call girl, but it can refer to any prostitute.

"I spent last night with a massage therapist last night."
"Shit dude. You should probably get screened."
"It should be fine, she was high class. It was expensive."

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body massage

A massage of the body.

Kid #1: "Oh man, check out that thing, man."
Kid #2: "Whaddaya wanna do with it?"
Kid #1: "Let's launch over it!"
(A Jeep pulls up)
G.I. Joe: "Who wants a body massage?" *hums to himself*
Kid #2: "Uh, what did he just say to us?"
G.I. Joe: "Oooh... Mr. Body Massage Machine GO!"
Kid #2: "Uhhhhhh... what the Hell?"
G.I. Joe: "Body massage."

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brown massage

When flatulence is passed onto an unexpected person with skin contact

Sam just gave me a brown massage in the break area.

disney massage

Massage with a Happy Ending

A: I'm dying for a massage
B: What kind?
A: One's that has a happy ending
B: Ohhh, you want a disney massage!

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rod massage

when one give a massage to another with an erect penis, normally done with clothes on; an extension of dry humping

Aneta recieved a pleasurable rod massage today.

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massage board

An internet "massage board" is where likeminded posters can massage the egos of each other by telling them how wonderful they are.

Sorry, I can't think of an example of massage boards but I'm sure that such behaviour goes on on a lot of message boards.

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Gate Massage

A TSA pat-down with a "happy landing."

I got a gate massage at the airport today. I feel great!

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