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something you do to feel like you are fucking yourself :)
masturbate is pleasure
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To have sexual intercourse alone. Males usually look at porn while doing this. Take 1 hand put it on the shaft of the penis. rub it up and down until it gets at its full potential. slowly increase your speed until you cant stop. it feels so good and no worries about pregnancy im pretty sure everyone does it sometime during every day.(i know i do)after beating it for a minute or a few you will reach the climax and ejaculate all over. the more you do it the farther you will shoot :D then your penis head becomes very sensative after you shot. Then you quickly turn off your porn, put your clothes back on and act like nothing happened. girls on the other hand take more time to do this. they mostly do it when they are away from people for a long enough time. You sit down usually on a comfortable chair or couch and then u stick your middle finger inside your vagina. Or you can take a few fingers and rub the clitoris (most sensative spot) some girls like to get ready for men in their life or just dont want to risk anything so they use a dildo(a plastic penis)Girls can either bend over and give anal masturbation which feels good or stick it the vagina slowly and deep. the girl will have an orgasm and if goes long enough will also jizz (lots more)girls after masturbation feel worn out and will most likely relax for a few minutes maybe rubbing boobs or clit very slowly.
A:I was masturbating beforee i went to bed last night.
B:Me too.
A:Yeah, Who dosn't.
A:I masturbate every time i get 20 minutes alone.
B:I do it with my sister watching.
A:Girl)Yesterday I masturbated for 40 minutes and i stained my couch
B:Boy)Yeah, i was watching through your window.
A:Girl)Wanna come over tonight and masturbate with me?
B:Girl)Yeah, ill bring my dildo.
A:Girl)Aww Yea! Aawwww awww! yea ! ye!
B:Girl)OH yeah u like that? U want it deeper
A:Girl Aww awww!! (orgasm)
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To please oneself while arousing sexual feelings, usually by rubbing, touching, and inserting one's fingers or other device in themselves in the case of a female. Usually accompanied by some sort of visual, audio, or mental help
Masturbation: Alex didn't feel like dry humping the bed post again, so he decided to masturbate to a home video of he and his ex making sweet love on the kitchen counter surrounded by empty vodka bottles and her lacy panties covering his eyes.
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When a woman is pushing the magic button
"Do you masturbate?" "All us women push the magic button sometime."
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give yourself a handjob by rubbing your hand up and down or inside (for women) your genitals.
masturbation is the greatest sex orgasm
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The act of self-stimulation to produce pleasure. Often misconceived as a mortal sin.
Types of masturbation: regular masturbation or mutual masturbation.
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What your 12 year old Son or Daughter starts doing once their showers go from 5 minutes to 45 minutes in length.
Make sure everyone in the house doesnt need to take a poop before you start your Masturbation session!
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